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And finally, eat one thing every day that scares you. Just --- one --- thing. Don't spend your short life fearing cellulose gum! Try it, risk it, believe in it! And only then will you be able to bathe in the knowledge that it tastes just like a Twinkie's cream center filling. In closing, may the Rocky Road rise up to meet you, may the Cool Whip be forever at your back, and may the Capri Sun shine on your warm face forever. Thank you and good---oh... um... hey there, Rockness reader. We didn't, errr, we didn't see you standing there. We were just in the middle of drafting our keynote address for the big Websites Against Healthy Lunches banquet this weekend. Guess we lost track of time, huh?

You were good to interrupt us, as your presence means that it must be Friday yet again. My, oh my, how time does fly. Where does it go? For years we kept telling ourselves that if we could just get this one thing done, we would finally be in a position to start our life. It was only recently that we realized those one things are life. Those one things ARE life.

Any-who, lots of good shows this week! Ever hear of a little band called, oh we don't know, Passion Pit? How about ever hearing about a band they kinda like to call, oh what are those words, Yo La Tengo? Have you ever heard of a band with a name that sort of sounds like the sweet two words that are, oh what are those words, Junior Boys? And hey, here's a band name that happens to teeter on the territory that is the tip of our tongue. Perhaps our tongue is totally thinking this band just might be, let's see, Sunny Day Real Estate!? Go see those bands this week.

And finally, if you've forgotten everything we've told you today, remember this. We were put here on this earth for a reason, and that reason is to eat calzones and lollipops when the sun flies high in the sky. So spread your wings and soar, grape Charms Blow Pop. Soar.